Seinfeld

Haven't you noticed how over the years technology (i.e. cell phones and internet) has made certain episodes of seinfeld obsolete?

1. The movies - through various mishaps the gang can't see the movie they want end up watching rochelle, rochelle a movie about a girls exotic journey from milan to minsk.

2. The IQ test - elaine is helping george cheat on an IQ test by passing it through a window, kramer locks elaine in jerry's apartment while she's taking the test so she can't get back to george in time.


I'm sure there tons more maybe i'll keep a list...

Another governer bites the dust

Blagojevich, Blagojevich, Blagojevich...


I remember i guess it was around 5 years ago, you ran your campaign pledging to stop gubernatorial corruption in illinois.

I was actually pretty confused when i found out what he got arrested for. Selling Obama's senate seat, hmm I thought that's how all politicians played the game, you scratch my back, I scratch yours? You donate to campaign, when I get elected I'll find you some schweet board to be on where you get paaaaid for doing absolutely nothing.

Is he in trouble because he foolishly stated the obvious out loud? In the scheme of things, it's not so bad is it? It's not like he put 40 tons metal barreling down a highway at 95+ mph into the hands of the untrained, threatening the lives of our minivans and loved ones.

Well actually who knows how deep this corruption hole goes?

3 out of 6 illinois' governers convicted of political misdeeds. eek. will it soon be 4 out of 7?

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I think people need to stop being surprised, all politicians are in it to win it...i.e. they want a lil' something something for themselves.

when the power of love
replaces of the love of power
man will have a new name, god.


here's another good one from that poet

Yesterday I was clever.
That is why I wanted to change the world.
Today I am wise.
That is why I am changing myself

i kizzed a boy and i liked it
his lips tasted like regular chapstick
i kizzed a boy just to try it

weak end

It was not a bad weekend considering. There were so many people I saw that I was NOT expecting, it really cheered me up. (Thanks to all the awesome people I saw, you guys are awesome, seeing you was awesome) I'm hoping this weekend is even better, there's a holiday party at work (the infamous bcs holiday party ::eyebrow raise::), ms. sehrawat is coming to town (not as fat as santa but maybe more jolly), and we're having a 'Holidaze' party at my house, i'm sure there'll be tons of eggs benedict and 'holidaze' sauce.

okay that doesn't make sense but i'm in constant joke mood since I'm writing, ugh, and it's tough. I try to write everything i think is remotely funny, waiting for comedic gold seems like a waste because it'll never come, well I don't if that's true, but I figure just get it all out and maybe i'll find ways to make it funnier or maybe it's already funny and i'm just too hard on myself.

my stone heart is flesh again

This is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen, one dog risks his life to save another dog, stranded on the highway after a car hit him.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGP5uR2N660&feature=related

why hasn't disney optioned this for a movie, cartoon series, and line of collectible lunchboxes yet?

can't sleep

so i'm writing.


ugh i need to actually be doing work, not just writing pointless ruminations....

'the body will not function if the heart is not well', that's not shakespeare but it should be!


i need my conditioning to wear off, i'm going to make some chicken!

ps it's already marinated.

people should take a cue from animals, what's the use of hiding?
i really don't get it.
i need to get a cat.


maybe i'll understand then?